January blues

Hey readers,

Can you believe that it is the 6th January already, ugh! Looking out of my window it is wet and miserable and I currently feel a bit pants, I think it is the case of the January blues. I tell you why I frigging hate this month.

  • Firstly, lets start with the fact that  you are now skint after the holidays after you have spend all your money on presents. Not to mention the amount of money you have forked out for them sodding rides, especially in my town they seem to overdosed the area in them. The one’s your little darlings can locate two miles away and because you have to go shopping with sodding the kids you can’t avoid them, ugh!
  • You are fat, because you have over indulged and put on another half a stone, of course it was fun at the time when I was stuffing my face with mince pies without a care in the world. Now I have to work my even bigger fat ass off because I can’t afford to buy bigger clothing because I am skint, init!
  • You have to deal with the mega sugar withdraws when your cold and skint.
  • It is back to normality and routine where lie-ins or lazying around are NOW not acceptable! Let’s not forget the dreaded the school run and silly o’clock, it is an absolute disgrace I tell ya!
  • The comedown from Christmas and the sense of magic has gone.
  • Everything feels bare and all the pretty lights have gone away. So now all I see is unattractive concrete.
  • It is cold, wet and generally boring because all the excitement of December has vanished.
  • Then there is them New Year’s resolutions that evaporate after the first week of  January casing you to go deeper into the blue mood.

Cheers for reading X

You Baby Me Mummy

I hate periods, FACT!!!

Hey readers


You can never bitch enough about periods as a women (probably men love good bitch about how it impacts them too I imagine). I think my hubby is a bit sick of me mentioning the cruel fate that us women have to go through each month.

So, that is what a blog is good for a bitch and hell I am in the mood to rib mother natures head off!

Why do I hate periods, let me give you my reasons:

It is a bloody mess for a start. Sometimes you wake in the middle of the night and there is blood absolutely everywhere. It can come on unexpectedly as my periods are always late now since having children so can never probably time it.

The pain is excruciating and ever since I have had children my lower back pain is a killer every few days of the month. I have really pain in my abdominal and can interfere with getting things during the day.

I suffer every single month with a horrific migraine because of my period and the changes in hormone. I literally can not function probably as my vision gets blurred and feeling sick.

Having to cope with the spectrum of emotions, it is not just crying and then happy it is all the milder emotions in between suck has feeling fed up and emptiness.

It cost money for the products each move and you need extra space to store them.

The day before my period I am so bloated and feel six months pregnant.


The first day of my period I am exhausted and just finding it difficult to get motivated and to find that get go.



Cheers for reading X


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When tiredness hits

Hey readers,

This week has been a tough week for me with change particularly as both boys are back at school/nursery. So tiredness has been in full bloom and affected me very much so. It annoys me tired and here is my reasons:

  1. I can’t get anything done as I am so tired. makes me miserable when I think all about my bed when I have an endless list of tasks that have left uncompleted.
  2. Makes me over the top with emotions. One minute really happy followed instance with tears, boo!
  3. I have to remake stuff as I make errors particularly the all important tea making when I accidentally put coffee in the cup, ffs!
  4. You can’t think straight and nothing makes logical sense.
  5. You question yourself about everything and want to hide away.
  6.  All your body aches with the exhaustion and lifting things kills.
  7. Nothing becomes more sexier then a nap.
  8. Really affects my self esteem over a long period and influences my depression.
  9. Long periods of tiredness can cause me to lose joy in everyday activities. It is hard to put a mask on to the world.
  10. Low energy and inability to be creative with ideas on things I want to achieve.


Cheers for reading X

Life with Baby Kicks

Things you lose when you become a parent

Hey readers,

When they say your whole life turns upside down when you have children they ain’t fucking lying that is for sure. You can kiss your old care free life goodbye because everything that belongs to you own tangible or intangible you have lost and now is the solo owners of your little darlings.

Let’s hit hard and go for ideals – somewhere amongst the deprived sleep days of your new born you lose a part of you and it can be hard to be found. Nothing makes sense anymore, you lose your shit and you will learn the art of negotiation. Being perfect earth mother  that you so desired during pregnancy failed badly. All you care about now is being masterful in the art of bribe just so you can get some peace even though you probably spend hours after with guilt and dealt.

Anything within eye level has official gone when they start walking.  I suggest hide everything that is precious to you under lock and key. This young ‘uns have skills to find anything they want, the more desperate you are not to let them get it the more they will find a way to sniff it out!

All my stationary is destroyed, used, dried up or vanished in the darkest depths of their bedroom. I was deluded in thinking that if I give them my ‘posh’ fine liners I could sip a cup tea and then be presented with lids at a later day. In actually fact I just gone and lost my beautiful pens, chewed to death, god dame it.

The idea that you pretend you look alright and asking your four year old of what they think of your outfit. The boy is brutal in honesty, “mummy you have a big bum and you look a bit like the wolf in the three pigs”. Don’t ever be deluded and pretend you think you look like as they will bring you back to reality with a hard bump.!

Quiet time where you can watch your programmes, I suggest completely forget it. The child will win hands and down and will take full reigns. Forget watching any of your favourite programme with kids around or learn to read the subtitles but still have the problem of them conveniently being magnetised to the screen and standing there for ages for no other reason then to annoy the crap out of you.

Cheers for reading X

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Pet peeves

Hey readers,

Let’s face it life ain’t peachy all the time. Sometimes life can somewhat be irritating. Therefore, I have wrote my pet peeves. *Maybe hormonal*. So instead of screaming at anyone that got in my way today I wrote about things that irritate the crap out of me (oh the joys of blogging).


1) When someone sits next to you and eats really loud. Particularly when they eat a bag of crisps really, really slowly, you fuckers!

2) The moment you realise no one is listening when your in a middle of a story and you slowly fade out as if you had never said anything.

3) Why is it when you go shopping with no money you find so many things you want. When you do have money you find it so hard to make a decision.

4) You read sentences of a book three times in the space of five minutes as you keep forgetting what you have read.

5) Singing the whole alphabet song to work out the next letter you want.

6) When people on the bus try to talk to you even though you have your earphones in listening to music.

7) When you say excuse me six million times and still that person in front won’t shift there butt out of the way.

8) When a person thinks if you are reading a book that you are doing sfa!

9) why do people say 24 months old when clearly it is two years!

10) When you are out shopping and you find a top you really want in every size other then yours, fml

Cheers for reading X

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