The pains of a Sweaty Betty

Hey readers,

Today we have had humid weather, which being honest with you makes me ill just thinking about the humidity. The only time that I would the sun to be shining so hot is when I am by a pool in the shade with coupons amounts of drink or ice-cream.

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I dread it when I see the warm weather flow across the map of the weather person on the news. I cannot stand being a sticky mess. It amazes me to see people in coats in this humid and sticky weather, I want to know how they keep so cool because for me I am just purely a  sweaty betty. My makeup is all running down my face, my t-shirt is sticking to my neck and if you think it can get any worse then there is ultimate hell for the fat girl, chub rub. Basically where you sweat so much between your thighs that they rub from the fiction and it is hell let me tell you that.

When you’re out and about there appears to be that stench wafting at your nostrils, you know the one, where people sweat so much they stink of it and forget to wash. You can’t run away on public transport so you have to stick to the seat and try not to breathe the whole five minutes journey home.

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I just hate feeling hot, I literally cannot do anything and feel sick because it is so dame hot. If the whole sweating and feeling ill is not enough then let’s just bring up hay fever. It is the pits and agony, my sinuses are working overtime, I am sneezing every five seconds and my eyes kill from the itchiness.

Let’s move on to a different aspect of hot weather and that is them annoying sun worshippers on Facebook bragging about how lovely it is with these temperatures, I mean are you for real? The only place I want to be is lying on the cold bathroom floor.

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If you think you can escape it at night, your wrong my friends. At night it is a wrestle with the bed to find the cold spot, therefore spending a majority of the night tossing and turning then having to deal with the lack of sleep.

In the end it results in you wishing on the times when you felt more comfortable, colder and cosier. All I am saying is I miss you Autumn *sniff*!

Cheers for reading X

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16 thoughts on “The pains of a Sweaty Betty

  1. I feel your pain, ‘Sweaty Betty’ is my other halfs nickname for me in the summer months. I love the warm weather and the light nights but i dread the sweaty hands and clammy palms as I am such a sweat box!! I got told off the other week for wishing winter here!!! 🙂 #DreamTeam

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  2. Oh I’m with you on this! I would love to be one of those people that looks sun kissed and glowing in full make up on the beach with salt ruffled hair and a pretty sarong… I am not one of those people. I am a mixture of fluorescent white, scarlet burnt red, freckles and peeling crispy bits, with frizzy hair and make up sliding off my chops. It is not a good look I can tell you. I’m much more at home in a woolly jumper haha. Thanks for linking to #DreamTeam xx

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  3. I love your title. Sweaty Betty is the title of a Macc Lads song (be warned, if you Youtube them – they are explicit lol)
    I HATE the smell of BO. Hate sweating too. So I stay in ha ha X

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  4. I feel you on the hayfever, but other than that I love the summer. The hotter the better for me
    Thanks for linking up to #AnythingGoes 🙂
    Debbie

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  5. I find this quite funny as I feel the same about cold weather. I am no sun worshipper and go out of my way to avoid being in the sun, but just the thought of being cold makes me miserable. I just like to feel warmth… Maybe I was a cat in a previous life? I am lucky in the fact that I don’t seem to sweat that much either.

    Thank you for linking up with the #MMBC.

    XX

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