Kids are still a mystery even after five years into motherhood this still have that ability to amaze me.
Why do kids produce so much snot, it just constantly streaming and if you think that is bad they wipe it on their sleeve and smear it all over their face or if you are really luckily they may share it with you, ewww!
Why do kids have a issue with sitting on their bottoms and constantly have ants in their pants.
Why are kids more of a hinderance then a help with housework
Why do kids always have sticky fingers.
Why do kids always find talking about pooing, farting and their wellies so funny, seriously it is not that funny so please stop now!
Why do kids always have to be a rush with everything.Even getting a pint of milk down the local shop, they do a bolt down the isle like it some Olympic sport.
Why do kids always bounce on you first thing in the sodding morning when you are like a zombie and then for extra loveliness decide to lick face, why????
Why do kids ALWAYS do the fucking complete opposite of what you wish for, it is like they go out of their way to be an arse to you.
Why do kids lie so blatantly obvious, “mummy I haven’t eaten chocolate” they say whilst looking at you with chocolate smeared all over their chops.
Cheers for reading X