The things you say as a parent

Hey readers,

Pre children I made a conscious vow not to say certain catch phases or be a certain type of mum.

Bur moving forward in time to me being a mummy I can’t help but say certain sentences, several times a day.

  1. Please be nice to each other.
  2. Please be quite, mummy is trying to talk. 
  3. Its not the end of the world.
  4. You should be lucky not living in Africa or whatever equally depressing place inspires you to try to make the little sods eat their dinner.
  5. If you don’t do X then I am going tell your daddy and you are going to be in serious trouble.
  6. Go and play with your toys and give mummy sone head space. 
  7. What was his poo like, soft/wet)firm etc 💩 
  8. Put your willy away no one wants to see it.
  9. When I was your age I….. 
  10. Because I said so, end of!

Cheers for reading X

3 Little Buttons

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