Ten thoughts when waiting in a queue

Hey readers,

I am terribly British as I love a good moan and I have a hatred for queues. As we are fast approaching Christmas it can only mean one thing, mass of people shopping which then incurs bigger queues, joy!

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So here are some of my thoughts that have entered my mind whilst moving my feet about and admiring the sweet section near the tills in a massive queue.

  1. How dare anyone other then me be here. They have a fucking check.
  2. Seriously, I have just lost half an hour of my life when I could be spending that time at home stalking on Facebook.
  3. Why did I just not simply use Amazon, FFS!
  4. Should I or should I not buy some chocolate when I reach the till.
  5. Life sucks.
  6. At least while I am here I don’t need to bother with  housework or anyone nagging at me. I can just get sore feet from standing around doing sweet F.A.
  7. Do I really need this stuff, yes of course my life depends on having some cheap emoji socks to brighten my mood.
  8. I curse my husband, how dare he reuquest me to buy stuff from the shop. He will pay, mwahahahahaha
  9. Why the fuck is there no signal, I am so not shopping in Sainsbury’s anymore, cunts!
  10. OMG, I can not believe this shop does not have wifi. Don’t you know it is a human right and now I am cut from human excisitance even though I am surrounded by people it is SO totally different. I need to know what is going on in the social world, what coffee people are photographying or the brilliant cat gifs that are emerging on the web. I think I may need to go to hospital as my arm feels cut of from not accessing the internet for 20 mintures, I am getting serious bad withdrawals.

Cheers for reading X

Life with Baby Kicks
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