Do you know that today is ask a stupid question day?
Well now you know that wonderful little nugget of information. Here is some of the stupid questions I have heard.
- How much is this? Asked in poundland ( I may add this was before there some stuff sold more then a pound in Poundland).
- How many calories in a snot?
- My wife wants to eat her placenta but I don’t know whether she can becuase she is a vegan?
- How do you tell which side of the chip is salter?
- Why do I feel so depressed when drinking alcohol?
- If you write about failure but it doesn’t sell, is it called success?
- Isn’t Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
- Why aren’t blueberries blue?
- Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable when it is made out of beans?
- If ‘goes without saying ‘ why say it?
I shall be kind and won’t disclose who told me these earth shattering questions, I shall just allow you to enjoy the pleasure of reading them 😉
Cheers for reading X